Dorothy, we’re not on Cape Cod anymore

Number of ethnic restaurants within a 1-mile radius of my new home: 16
(Indian, 3 Chinese, 3 Greek, New Mexican, Japanese, Italian, 3 Mexican, Pakistani, Thai, Vietnamese)

Number of crucial comfort food outlets within a 1-mile radius of my new home: 9 (2 ale houses that allow dogs on the porch, wings, burgers, great coffee, good cinnamon rolls, breakfast diner, milkshakes, and an excellent small grocer)

Rough percentage of neighbors who smell like pot when they knock on my door: 50

Average age of people I see on the street: 35

So far, I like Seattle.

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