For those in need, bear in mind that frozen square wonton wrappers serve as a convenient and effective substitute for an ice block for head injuries. For ankle ailments, use frozen vegetables like peas or corn, as the little pieces do a nice job of gathering frozen stuff around sharp joints. (I hit my head on a beam under our deck. Hard.)
Whole Foods is selling Chilean sea bass again! Apparently there’s a purveyor down south who is fishing the ol’ Patagonian toothfish sustainably again (but only one guy). How much do we think Whole Foods paid him to figure it out?