This, from my neighbor, via email, regarding our dog:
I came over to see you tonight and you had left. Saw B standing in the hallway with a spatula in her mouth. Got my key and went inside and she was sitting innocently on her dog bed – no spatula. Found some shredded saran on the floor and put it in the garbage. Not tattling, just wanted you to know in case you are missing something! V
So that’s what happened to the last piece of pie. Found the spatula nestled behind her dog bed. She hid all the evidence.